Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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