their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just invented taco cereal.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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