as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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