I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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