i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
