yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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