Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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