Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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