you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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