I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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