If i come over, it means nothing
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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