Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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