Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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