no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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