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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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