would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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