I like my sex mixed with concussions.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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