I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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