your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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