just come out here and I will go home with you...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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