I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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