I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need water and some morals
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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