I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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