So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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