Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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