I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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