oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
