She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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