Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
How does one acquire holy water?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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