So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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