I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
True college students do jello shots in the library
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