oh god the rape fog is back!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
BRING THE BAGELS
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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