Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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