Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
tell me about the fingering
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