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(714): View more from California

He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.

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(409): View more from Texas

well he's currently spooning the coffee table

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.

(731): View more from Tennessee

It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.

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(574): View more from Indiana

His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart

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