That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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