It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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