I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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