We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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