It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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