I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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