SEEEEXXX PLEASE
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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