is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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