OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize