it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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