I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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