We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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