The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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