I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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