dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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