So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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