Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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