Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Come see our sink grown plant.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
