Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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