Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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