Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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